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British sporting authorities have warned drug testing agents to keep an eye out for fake genitals being deployed by athletes in order to beat drug testing. The devices used conceal a clean urine sample that flows from the tip of the fake penis to fool drug inspectors who apparently must watch the test subject commit the act.

In the wake of scandals stemming from a post-game trip to a strip club that ended in rape allegations against several players from England's Rugby team last month, the new manager of the team has axed three prominent stars from the team's roster. The move is intended to send a clear message to all representatives of the sport, that such behavior will not be tolerated at home or while traveling.

While several players on the English National Rugby Team have been implicated in a sex scandal revolving around the alleged rape of an 18 year old girl, at least one woman has stepped forward to shed some light on a consensual sex act she seemed to enjoy on the night in question.

While the British Rugby Team has imposed strict guidelines that ban guests in the team's hotel rooms while traveling, New Zealand's 'All Blacks' have decided to leave the doors open to post-match conoitering. The move follows last week's scandal involving several British players and rape allegations by an 18 year old girl.

In a scandal that has some similarities to the discovery that Michael Vick was operating a dog fighting ring, Tennessee Titan's quarterback Vince Young has been charged with operating an illegal cat-fighting ring in his Nashville ranch.

While it may be obvious as to why many women try to marry a professional athlete, there is another breed of girls that love fucking sports celebrities for the sheer thrill of it, and their antics are starting to lead to more and more public scandals involving high profile athletes. Here's why:

The ongoing saga of F1 President, Max Mosley's, sex scandal involving 5 prostitutes and a Nazi themed orgy has reached somewhat of a conclusion as he managed to hold onto his job amid cries throughout the scandal that he resign. Though he will keep his job for now, many in the sport are encouraging him to consider stepping down in order to preserve the integrity of the F1 organization.

A woman in Finland has transformed a three wheeled cycle into a giant vagina in order to protest the over abundance of penile influenced art and architecture in modern society. I'm not quite sure what the message it, but it sure makes for an awesomely ugly bike.

Roger Clemens, best noted for his Cy Young winning baseball performances and World Series prowess, has confessed that he too used Viagra to enhance his performance. Rising claims of such use has prompted the World Anti-Doping Agency to look further into the safety of Viagra as a performance enhancing drug.

Soccer fans from around the world will be descending onto Vienna for EuroCup 2008, and to assist with the partying, hooking up, and merrymaking, a free guide will be distributed with phrases such as "Kuess die Hand, gnae Frau", the phrase to be uttered when kissing a woman's hand at a first meeting.