"food" tag (sorted by SiNergy)

Take your Porn 'To Go'

Sinners Saint — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 10:12:01 -0700

An Arizona man was eating at some fast-food restaurant, and was inexplicably watching porn on his laptop, when police entered an arrested the man for this public transgression. He was arrested on accounts of obscenity and disorderly conduct.

Topless Baristas Forced to Don Appropriate Attire

pocket-rocker — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 22:22:22 -0700

A coffee shop chain in Washington has introduced the idea of topless baristas to an overwhelmingly positive customer response. However, concerned local citizens near the newly opened Belfair branch have successfully stepped up pressure on the joint to amend its "pasties Tuesdays and Fridays" in order to conform to zoning codes.

Erotically Sinful Cakes Perfect for Porn

slippynipple — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:28:31 -0700

For the food fetishist that just can't get enough sexy cake, or the porn producer's assistant confused as to what cake to order for her boss's birthday, there's a bakery in North Miami that caters specifically to this niche of client. Their trademark confections include cakes in the shapes of penises, and boobs, and they patently omit advertising for "straight cakes".

Family Meals Lead to Less Risky Sex Behavior

megaphant — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:24:31 -0700

A new study on teenage sex shows that families who eat regular family meals are less likely to host teenagers that practice risky sexual behavior. These teens also tend to have less sex in general, which is probably just one more reason teenagers hate spending time with their parents.

Watermelon Serves as Poor Manâ€™s Viagra

Sinners Saint — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:13:31 -0700

As it turns out, Watermelon contains citrulline, a chemical that causes relaxation of the blood vessels, which is similar to what Viagra does in order to help a man achieve and maintain an erection.

Fun With Gummy Food

slippynipple — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 13:39:29 -0700

This is a humor spot and a non-sex related health note all wrapped up in one tasty little package; apparently a candy manufacturer failed to test-market its latest line of gummy candies that were supposed to be shaped like lighthouses. Guess what they ended up looking like?

Foods That Boost Your Libido

slippynipple — Fri, 30 May 2008 13:26:22 -0700

Beyond theoretical aphrodisiacs and obvious resources such as alcohol, there are several foods out there with some scientifically based evidence showing them to have the ability to enhance your sexual prowess. Here's some advice on how to eat your way into a better sex life, and we're not just talking oral sex here.

Do Energy Drinks Make Boys More Sexually Aggressive?

BigBorker — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:48:22 -0700

A new study demonstrates that the popular energy drinks associated with working out and staying up at clubs may also produce what is commonly referred to as "Toxic Jock Syndrome", in which young males are made more aggressive in their pursuit of sex, which may lead to an increase of rape and sexual aggression in these young men.

TV Chef Encourages Women to Get Men Into the Kitchen By Restricting Sex

slippynipple — Mon, 26 May 2008 14:00:22 -0700

TV Chef Jamie Oliver recognizes that sex is one of the great motivating factors that drives men to do nearly anything: including cooking. So if your man won't do his share of work in the kitchen, simply abstain from sex until he agrees to do his share.

PA Court Rules to Keep Sex Off the Menu

pocket-rocker — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:45:13 -0700

A restaurant in Philadelphia was halted from offering a pre-dinner sex venue for clients by ruling handed down from the Commonwealth Court of Pennsylvania in favor of old-fashioned dining etiquette, establishing that "sexual activity is not an accessory use to a restaurant".