"food" tag (sorted by SiNergy)

Take your Porn 'To Go'

9
points

An Arizona man was eating at some fast-food restaurant, and was inexplicably watching porn on his laptop, when police entered an arrested the man for this public transgression. He was arrested on accounts of obscenity and disorderly conduct.

pocket-rocker's picture

Topless Baristas Forced to Don Appropriate Attire

5
points

A coffee shop chain in Washington has introduced the idea of topless baristas to an overwhelmingly positive customer response. However, concerned local citizens near the newly opened Belfair branch have successfully stepped up pressure on the joint to amend its "pasties Tuesdays and Fridays" in order to conform to zoning codes.

slippynipple's picture

Erotically Sinful Cakes Perfect for Porn

5
points

For the food fetishist that just can't get enough sexy cake, or the porn producer's assistant confused as to what cake to order for her boss's birthday, there's a bakery in North Miami that caters specifically to this niche of client. Their trademark confections include cakes in the shapes of penises, and boobs, and they patently omit advertising for "straight cakes".

slippynipple's picture

Fun With Gummy Food

6
points

This is a humor spot and a non-sex related health note all wrapped up in one tasty little package; apparently a candy manufacturer failed to test-market its latest line of gummy candies that were supposed to be shaped like lighthouses. Guess what they ended up looking like?

Watermelon Serves as Poor Man’s Viagra

5
points

As it turns out, Watermelon contains citrulline, a chemical that causes relaxation of the blood vessels, which is similar to what Viagra does in order to help a man achieve and maintain an erection.

megaphant's picture

Family Meals Lead to Less Risky Sex Behavior

2
points

A new study on teenage sex shows that families who eat regular family meals are less likely to host teenagers that practice risky sexual behavior. These teens also tend to have less sex in general, which is probably just one more reason teenagers hate spending time with their parents.

slippynipple's picture

Foods That Boost Your Libido

6
points

Beyond theoretical aphrodisiacs and obvious resources such as alcohol, there are several foods out there with some scientifically based evidence showing them to have the ability to enhance your sexual prowess. Here's some advice on how to eat your way into a better sex life, and we're not just talking oral sex here.

BigBorker's picture

Do Energy Drinks Make Boys More Sexually Aggressive?

4
points

A new study demonstrates that the popular energy drinks associated with working out and staying up at clubs may also produce what is commonly referred to as "Toxic Jock Syndrome", in which young males are made more aggressive in their pursuit of sex, which may lead to an increase of rape and sexual aggression in these young men.

pocket-rocker's picture

PA Court Rules to Keep Sex Off the Menu

7
points

A restaurant in Philadelphia was halted from offering a pre-dinner sex venue for clients by ruling handed down from the Commonwealth Court of Pennsylvania in favor of old-fashioned dining etiquette, establishing that "sexual activity is not an accessory use to a restaurant".

slippynipple's picture

TV Chef Encourages Women to Get Men Into the Kitchen By Restricting Sex

4
points

TV Chef Jamie Oliver recognizes that sex is one of the great motivating factors that drives men to do nearly anything: including cooking. So if your man won't do his share of work in the kitchen, simply abstain from sex until he agrees to do his share.

Syndicate content Syndicate content
Privacy Policy - About us - Press - Advertisers - Webmasters - Contact us
Copyright 2008 Northstar Productions, LLC.
For Adults Only. All models were 18 and over at the time of the creation of such depictions.