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I'm sure I'm not the only one who deals with this problem on a regular basis, and hopefully I'll outgrow this nuisance soon enough, but this is a pretty funny video that shows you how to cover up an unwanted erection with some humorous commentary thrown in for good measure.

This is a humor spot and a non-sex related health note all wrapped up in one tasty little package; apparently a candy manufacturer failed to test-market its latest line of gummy candies that were supposed to be shaped like lighthouses. Guess what they ended up looking like?

Maryland‘s Family Health Administration website encountered a major problem when the job hotline number listed on the site rerouted callers to some sort of sex hotline. In addition, the number on the website was also listed in the yellow pages and other sites.

Ever since the sitcom parody, “Not The Bradys XXX,” there’s been more and more sitcoms used as inspiration for porn spinoffs. If you could pick a classic TV sitcom and change it to a porn version, which one would it be? Our friends at Fleshbot decided to poll your opinion and find out which shows have the most potential as a porn spoof.

The phrase “mom knows best” is the best way to describe this collection of XXX advice. If your mom ever told you to eat your vegetables or to put on new underwear maybe there was a hidden meaning to it.

Celebrity porn broker Kevin Blatt, responsible for bringing us the Paris Hilton sex tape, claims to have landed another whopper with 'Austin Powers' star Verne Troyers' alleged sex tape. The rumored tape features Mini-me kissing girlfriend Ranae Shrider in a trailer released by Blatt, and much more racy material is promised in the full exclusive expected to be online soon.

While shooting a film in Greece, star comedian Mike Meyers fell ill and was diagnosed by the local Greek doctor as having too much 'malaka'; which is apparently Greek for 'masturbation'. While a bit embarrassed by the ordeal, the actor seems to have recovered quite fine, though I'd be interested to know what they resorted to for treatment.

Gabriele Paolini has earned himself a place in the Guinness Book of World Records for his over 20,000 unsolicited appearances in the background of live television reporter feeds.

Anyone wanting to rig an inspector gadget-like contraption to safeguard their porn collection against unwanted intruders should take a look at this device. It looks pretty easy to make, and would be an effective means of protecting your porn from your mother, girlfriend, or anyone else.

I didn't think I heard him right the first time, but sure enough, he even repeated himself: "Blow jobs in first class". He must be joking, but he did say it twice. I'm just a bit confused as to who will be administering said blowjobs.