Industry people are a tenacious and opportunistic lot. So it comes as no surprise that one enterprising producer -- in the form of Cash Markham -- immediately sets forth to create the first Tiger Woods parody. The movie has a no-brainer title: "Tiger's Got Wood". Admit it, you were actually waiting for someone to make it.
Porn studios have had tenuous histories with overseas markets, most especially in Europe. If the past has anything to teach us, it shows that operations get easily stagnant overseas without the watchful eye of its parent management.
And the media circus surrounding "Shauna Sand Exposed" has finally ended. In a rather hokey and familiar series of developments (thanks to a suspiciously enabled series of TMZ reportage), the botox-happy starlet has finally agreed to work with Vivid Entertainment to release her "hotly anticipated" sex video.
If you're Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs and Kalika Moquin, then Vivid Entertainment would like to pay you $1 million to join their roster of celebrity adult stars! Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch is wooing these girls along with other women who have bedded Tiger Woods for another chance of notoriety.
In what is apparently a typical day for a celebrity, the Big Assed One (that's Miss Jennifer Lopez to you) was granted a temporary restraining order to stop a former husband, Ojani Noa, from hawking a video of their 1997 honeymoon to the highest bidder in Hollywood.
And another upstart falls! Kathee Brewer reports on another young celebrity wannabe hoping to cash in on her notoriety, but end up falling a notch lower into the pits of financial purgatory. The person in question is controversial and very much dethroned former Miss California Carrie Prejean. I guess she graduated from the Lindsay Lohan School of Fuck Ups.
Colin Farrell claims that a sex tape featuring him and Playboy model Nicole Narain was filmed while he was under the influence of alcohol and weed. Though he fought hard to have the footage removed from the Internet, he admits that the free exposure was probably good for his career as an actor.
It is so easy to watch porn online you would think most of these celebrities turn pseudo-pornstars must have come across their own tapes at some point. Pamela Anderson may have started the whole celebrity sex tape craze with the honeymoon footage of her and Tommy Lee getting down on a boat, but that doesn't mean she's ever watched the video herself.
A clever email marketer with a virus to boot has claimed thousands of victims through the use of a tricky email entitled "Barack Obama sex story with girls" apparently delivered from obamasex@obama.com. Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately) there is no such sex tape, and people who click the download link are instead infected with a trojan virus (I hope Republicans all send it to each other).
Christie Brinkley's torrid divorce has taken another bizarre turn as amateur video of her former husband, Peter Cook, having sex with then 18-year-old office worker Diana Bianchi has surfaced on the Internet.
