A Malaysian man who felt that his penis was not of satisfactory length screwed a metal nut onto the end of his cock with the idea that gravity would pull on his dick and increase the length of his johnson. Unfortunately, the nut got stuck when he got a boner, and he had to go to the doctor to have the top layer of skin removed from his cock.
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Jesus's Boner Causes Uproar in UK
An artist who has found inspiration in the mode of affixing erections to iconic images such as Mickey Mouse and others, is being sued by a woman who is outraged that among the other statues, a depiction of Jesus with a huge boner appears in his current gallery at the Baltic Centre for Contemporary Arts.
Use Your Penis to Run Your Computer
Anyone who's struggled to masturbate to online porn while having to use one hand to control the mouse, might see the obvious benefit to having your cock do the pointing for you- for the rest of us (if there's anyone left), this device seems to have a considerable ability to give us all the benefit of a hands-free browsing experience.
Britain Seeks Volunteer Help for Preserving Giant's Penis
The "Cerne Abbas Giant" is a huge drawing of a naked man chalked into a field and first recorded in 1694 (he is now a Scheduled Ancient Monument), though shrubs and grasses has begun to overgrow the well-endowed icon. In response, the British government is asking for volunteers to assist in re-chalking the figure and trimming back the vegetation that has been threatening to cover up the image.
Office babe getting fucked
Watch this tight and hot brunette fuck like a real professional. She knows what is best for her and doesn't stop at anything to get it - cock in her tight cunt that is!
Minnesota TV Viewers View Man Snapping Mousetrap on his Penis
Cable television viewers in the Twin Cities area of Minnesota are questioning broadcast authorities as to why several clips of indecent material were aired on public tv earlier this week. The two most insidious clips contained sodomy with a garden rake, and a clip showing a man causing a mousetrap to snap shut on his penis while he took a shower.
What Circumcision Really Means for Safe Sex
While circumcision does effectively reduce the likelihood of contracting certain STDs, including HIV/AIDS, there is a lot of misunderstanding amongst the medical community as to how a circumcision based approach to fighting AIDS can be effective.
Fun With Gummy Food
This is a humor spot and a non-sex related health note all wrapped up in one tasty little package; apparently a candy manufacturer failed to test-market its latest line of gummy candies that were supposed to be shaped like lighthouses. Guess what they ended up looking like?
Erotic Art of Shameless Sensationalism
William Schramm, an art gallery operator in St. Petersburg, Florida was arrested earlier this week for an artistic piece featuring a nude man sitting in a swing suspended from the ceiling.
Is a Big Penis Really All That Desirable?
While men typically obsess over the size of their penis, and only 55% claim to be satisfied with what they've got, the truth is that women are generally very happy with the size of their man's penis regardless of his size and circumference stats.
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