This handy and stylish dildo may deserve an award for ergonomics and functionality, but it still looks like the concept was based on those cleaning products with specialty shaped heads to reach up under the rim of the toilet seat.
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Pornstar Gets Over Shyness with Sex Machine
This pornstar inexplicably caught a severe case of stage-fright, and was so paranoid about performing sexually in front of an audience that it threatened her career. Good thing the sex machine therapist was around: he hooked her up for a good pounding and made sure to watch so as to help her face her fears head-on, with a climax that proves his methods work wonders.
New Anne Sommer's Toy: The Wave, Gets Rave Reviews
The 'Rampant Rabbit Wave' vibrator might seem a bit cumbersome with a 5 inch girth and 6 inches of wave-rippling length. But from the sounds of this woman's experience, it's like having an orgasm for the first time all over again. I'm gonna run out and buy one today (or maybe just order it online :-).
Christian Sin-Free Sex Toys
This devout Christian couple obviously wanted to find a reasonable excuse to incorporate sex toys into their sex, so they found an obscure passage of the bible that supports love as a catalyst for mariage. Now they have based a sex toy distribution company on the idea, and will only sell sex toys to married couples, and only with the packaging removed.
Sex Machine Works Out Ex-boyfriend Issues
This girl just got dumped by her boyfriend, and needs some sexual healing, but isn't ready to rebound onto another guy right away. The solution- a high-powered sex machine to take away the stress and fill her with a sense of empowerment (and orgasm). Masturbation videos makes pants happy!
High Tech Doc Cures Orgasm Problems with Sex Gadgets
This horny little girl was on birth control which made it hard for her to cum, but with just a few minutes on this intense sex machine, and she was back in the flow of the things.
Rich Girl Won't Play with Anything Less than Gold
This seductive blonde temptress seems to have it all- right down to the gold plated dildo- don't you wish you were the pool boy on this estate?
Britney's Psycho Sex Deranged Fan
Britney Spears has had to call in the FBI to investigate a deranged fan that has been mailing obscene packages to the starlet's house. The packages, which are being sent at a rate of 2-3 per week, contain sex toys along with dirty letters detailing the sexual fantasies of her fan.
Sex Appeal for Days, but No Orgasm Until THIS
This super sexy vixen is the kind of girl that puts wood in every guys' pants when she walks down the street: only problem is she couldn't get very wet on her own. So when she hooked up with this doc, she was in for a real treat when he hooked her up to his equipment and unlocked the door to an intense female orgasm.
Lava Lamps DO Look Like Big Dildos
This Lava Lamp must have been a good boy in a former life, 'cause this girl seems to be ignoring all the warnings and utilizing it like a big hot dildo. I'm sure this is more than most hippies ever got out of their lamps.
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