Nothing better than a good laugh. Here's a list of all the wrong things porn has taught us over the years. Call it myths or wrong ideas, the list covers humorous myths many of us start believing after watching too much porn.
"bizarre" tag (sorted by SiNergy)
A lot of breast beaters from the past say that they made the porn industry. Those who toot their own horn might be worth their salt, while others are just plain attention whores. But one guy may have been the one to lead them all. Or so he thinks.
There are blowhards and then there is Carly Fiorina. Who is she, you ask? Just read John Paczkowski's rather amusing article. You'll get a wonderful picture of who this douchebag with delusions of potency AND grandeur is. What's even worse, this douchebag has a vagina. Now, she intends to run for California Senator. God save us all!
I think it's terribly insulting to invite someone and then revoke their invitation simply because the organizers -- Newt Gingrich’s American Solutions group -- sent out an invitation to the wrong person. It's not only embarrassing, but it's demeaning when you mislead people. Two women from the porn industry have fallen victim to this supposed mistaken identity shit.
Where else can you find a place where a woman's vagina can feel all warm and cozy but in Regretsy.com? It's a blog about an online store (etsy.com) that sells wonderful homemade tsotchkes produced by hippies, artists, hipsters and homemakers around the country. Here you can find an assortment of knitted wear that your grandmother wouldn't even dare thinking.
It appears spammers will do practically anything to get some loving from Almighty Google. Last week, there was a furor over what appears to be a link for an educational video about the Holocaust Memorial Museum. The complainants from a Google forum report that once the link was clicked, a porn site appears instead. Very classy.
Here's something to pick you up on a sour Monday morning. The authorities consider to be a crazy sex cult had escaped capture by the Papua New Guinea police. The cult supposedly wanted to visit a neighboring mine site. Their interaction with the general populace seem to have unnerved them that the police had to intervene.
As part of a bondage fantasy one woman bound and gagged her husband then left him for 20 hours while she fucked some other dude. I'm pretty sure that last part was not part of the fantasy. Unfortunately for wifey her husband died during that 20 hours of being bound and gagged and she is now serving time.
When a 23 yr old Wisconsin woman decided that her boyfriend watching porn was the equivalent to him cheating on her she decided to stab him in the stomach. WHAT THE FUCK!! I'm sorry but walking in on a person watching porn and masturbating is not the same as walking in on you significant other gettin' freaky with whomever on your bed! Masturbating is good and this bitch has issues that no Dr.