Those all those sinners that live in the Chicago area, there is now a new service that delivers sex toys to your home via bike courier. Antony Mikrut came up with the idea of Kinky Llama after his girlfriend had a sudden craving for some bedroom playthings.

The Thrill Hammer users can enjoy a Shiatsu Massage while surrounded with music and supplied with instant lubrication though its custom "Wet Platinum Auto Lube-R". The "Sybian style" vibrator hidden underneath possesses features that can be controlled via a touch screen or using the Internet.

This is DEFINITELY not your ordinary dildo!!!

One look at this item and you know it was designed by a dentist. The blowguard looks like one of those teeth whitening trays and works like a night guard. It's designed to fit over the lower teeth to protect nicking your partners sensitive nether region. It also features a mini bullet and comes with flavored lube. Is it me or does this sound like it would be unpleasant for the wearer?

This film utilizes the latest in stereoscopic technology making it possible to photograph first-person point-of-view in 3D.

First Real Touch, and now interactive 3D movies...What's next?!?

While I’m of the opinion that every American over the age of 18 should vote just because it’s their right, the reality is many simply choose not to. Perhaps they need an incentive or something to motivate them, as if Bush in office for 8 years wasn’t enough reason.

Usually when people talk about fake boobs, they’re talking about breast augmentations, but these really are fake boobs. Topco Sales has com recently come out with the Kimberly Williams PleasureSkin 36DD Breasts. They are made to be as realistic as possible and even feature hardened nipples. I’m sure this appeals to some people, but personally, I’d rather have the real thing =)

This somewhat annoying columnist was asked to sit in on a forum about sex with machines and asks the obvious question as to why people enjoy watching others utilize fucking machines online.

Omazing is a new male enhancement cock ring that delivers sensation to both partners. Worn at the base of the penis, it helps maintain a longer, harder, firmer erection, while its soft, vibrating tickler is designed to intimately massage her sensitive areas resulting in mutual mutual orgasms. Its supposed to help prevent premature ejaculation as well.

In case run-of-the-mill sex toys have become boring and commonplace for you, here are a few of the craziest sex toys of all time. I don't know about you, but a foot with a vagina on the bottom of it reminds me too much a kick to the balls, and I really have nothing good to say about a 15 inch dildo molded from a real pornstar’s member other than, "how intimidating".

Philips, a Dutch company better known for manufacturing standard household electronics, has announced that they will release their first product in a line of marital aids later in the week.