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Dildos Serve Cheating Professional Athletes

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British sporting authorities have warned drug testing agents to keep an eye out for fake genitals being deployed by athletes in order to beat drug testing. The devices used conceal a clean urine sample that flows from the tip of the fake penis to fool drug inspectors who apparently must watch the test subject commit the act.

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pixiewillow's picture
Free Speech Coalition

That's just fucking weird!

slippynipple's picture

That sounds much gayer than it actually is.

BigBorker's picture

I can just imagine these guys walking around the locker room with a dildo in their hands.

Manjo Player's picture

Wow, that's pretty funny, I wonder how they would explain it if they got caught; "Um, I have two dicks."

megaphant's picture

They should buy one of those kits where they can make a mould of their own penises.

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