If you're Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs and Kalika Moquin, then Vivid Entertainment would like to pay you $1 million to join their roster of celebrity adult stars! Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch is wooing these girls along with other women who have bedded Tiger Woods for another chance of notoriety. Hirsch doesn't specifically say if she will do a no-holds-barred interview or a full blown (and simulated, more likely) sex tape. He also requires these women to give undeniable proof of their relationship with the celebrity golfer.

Vivid Entertainment has had a long and successful record of riding on the fame of celebrities and celebrity wannabes who have figured in one form of scandal or the other.

Expect every veritable Caucasian skank to start coming out of the woodwork.