Industry people are a tenacious and opportunistic lot. So it comes as no surprise that one enterprising producer -- in the form of Cash Markham -- immediately sets forth to create the first Tiger Woods parody. The movie has a no-brainer title: "Tiger's Got Wood". Admit it, you were actually waiting for someone to make it. And writer Mark Kernes sells the movie to anyone who's willing to read the premise, which he does successfully.

Like any other parody, the porn film is tongue-in-cheek. They recreate details from the car accident and the infidelities that happened prior to the incident. The cast is a mix of cheese (Jony Slim with an uncanny resemblance to Tiger Woods but with slight bravado) and sexy (all the white female leads, including India Summer, are all vivacious whores).

If there was a parody that everyone should watch -- good or bad -- "Tiger's Got Wood" would have to be it.