A 39-year-old woman and a 43-year-old man ran into a little legal trouble for public indecency after the pair were reported having sex at an intersection median. The police were called and when the officer arrived, he found the woman lying on her back with her pants around her knees and the man on top of her. The officer asked what they were doing and the man said he was checking the woman’s cyst. A cyst?! WTF kind of an excuse is that and how the hell does something like that pop into your head?! When asked if the man was a doctor, he replied, "No." After the couple signed a summons they were allowed to wait for the bus. Maybe next time they should not only come up with a better excuse ahead of time, but they should also have their getaway figured out.