In what is apparently a typical day for a celebrity, the Big Assed One (that's Miss Jennifer Lopez to you) was granted a temporary restraining order to stop a former husband, Ojani Noa, from hawking a video of their 1997 honeymoon to the highest bidder in Hollywood. She also sued him for $10 million after he breached their confidentiality agreement not to reveal stories about her during their 11 month marriage.
What confuses me about this is 1) will people still want to watch her being fucked by a black guy ten years ago?; and 2) will we only be disappointed that all throughout the video, all we see is an extreme close-up of her big cellulite-laden pimply Latina ass bumping and grinding to someone moaning in the audio track?
To the artist formerly known as J.Lo, that's what you get for marrying models cum low lifes. And to the ex-husband, that's what you get for signing confidentiality agreements.
No word yet on which studio (hello, Vivid Enterttainment) is planning to market and sell this film.